Historic $303,000 gift from children to parents

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

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The phrase “Keeping up with the Joneses” might have to be replaced with “Keeping up with the Morgans” after an incredible donation from Billy and Susie Morgan to their parents Paul and Tricia " the largest child contribution in Canadian history. (read more)

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Today's top news stories for January 30, 2008.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

Danger, danger. Watch yourself!
Students will wake up to the sound of sirens on Wednesday morning as an emergency training exercise takes place on campus.

Following an August training exercise involving an armed assailant, this week’s exercise will deal with the potential for a hazardous waste materials incident on campus. (read more)

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