'Bowels won't ask when drugstore's open'

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

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Shouts of frustration and disgust were heard at the University of Southern Ontario yesterday as students discovered changes to their washroom facilities a bit too late. (read more)

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Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

Can I get an ‘amen’ for the new dean?
Huron University College has appointed Reverend Dr. William Danaher Jr. as the new dean of the Faculty of Theology effective July 1, 2008. (read more)

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