Justin Timberlake’s dick is no longer in Diaz’s box

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

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• Apparently, Pursuit of Happyness’ Will Smith is tired of America. The star of this winter’s sappiest drama recently claimed he’s “in love with South Africa.” No word yet on a rendezvous with Dave Chapelle or Wesley Snipes.

• Angelina Jolie has announced she wants to raise 10 children. Jolie and handsome hubbie Brad Pitt plan to adopt and raise their evil minions immediately.

• Nicole Kidman shakes and stirs Daniel Craig’s imagination. The new Bond star recently admitted to having a crush on the “to die for” actress. Though the duo is filming The Golden Compass together, Craig likely hopes to film Eyes Wide Shut 2 with Kidman in the near future.

• Rumour has it Halle Berry has a bun in the oven and her beau, supermodel Gabriel Aubry, is the apparent father. Berry has been spotted wearing baggy tees and eating for two; maybe she’s just compensating for her man’s miniscule model diet.

• The reign of Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake, a.k.a “CamberLake” (The Gazette can be witty too), has ended. The May-December romance ended abruptly. Though the cause of the split is unknown, it’s likely Timberlake has some wild oats to sow or Diaz may be looking for younger, barely legal meat. All that matters is they’re both single!

• The feud between Rosie O’Donnell and “The” Donald Trump is heating up. Since O’Donnell critiqued the real estate tycoon, he retaliated harshly. The insults flung by Trump have not only insulted O’Donnell but also the majority of U.S. women. Way to go, star!

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