'Doperty' still addicted, Moss pretending to leave once again

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

Pete Doherty

Kevin Federline demands your respect after his big Super Bowl commercial debut. Arguably “the hardest working man in show business,” K-Fed’s much celebrated French-fry serving skills have led to big opportunities: Taco Bell’s head honcho reportedly offered K-Fed a job to join the ranks of those who like to “think outside the bun.”

Paris Hilton wants her dignity back. Well, not exactly. The hotel heiress recently started a legal crusade against the owner of ParisExposed.com, a site peddling Paris’ oh-so-personal belongings including yet another risqué video of her " one just wasn’t enough. The site’s owner, Bardi Persa, purchased Hilton’s personal items for a modest $10 million, which will undoubtedly help fund his defence team.

• Not surprisingly, Babyshambles’ frontman Pete Doherty was caught on camera shooting up junk. His partner Kate Moss, who coincidentally was photographed last year snorting coke, was disgusted by the photos and immediately left Doherty. Maybe these two troubled lovebirds should agree on a more discreet drug of choice.

J-Lo is back at it again. The Daily Mirror reports Jennifer Lopez unleashed a flurry of irregular demands for her dressing room hours prior to a recent L.A. recording session. Interesting items listed included several low-wattage light bulbs, angled to show the lovely Lopez at her best, and several cases of Skittles. Maybe those cute, refreshing little candies are the reason J-Lo’s ass is so big. Go figure!

US Magazine reports Lindsay Lohan is taking a break from treatment to send text messages to her current squeeze and long-time Hollywood man-whore Brody Jenner. One message said the rehab starlet urgently needed “McDonald’s and sex,” which could be an ultra-secret celebrity code for “cocaine and a career facelift.”

• Despite being one of the celebrity world’s richest singers, Beyoncé has stipulated she will no longer be a “Sugar Mama” for her backup dancers; Beyoncé informed her minions they must pay for their own flights between L.A. and New York.

• It’s not everyday you get to break up with Scarlett Johansson, the reigning “Sexiest Woman Alive.” So what does Josh Hartnett have to say about it? “It was really painful,” Hartnett told The Daily Mirror before breaking into uncontrollable school-girl sobbing. However, all is not lost, as he was later spotted with 30 Days of Night costar Amber Sainsbury and then with model Gisele Bündchen. Looks like Hartnett has some juggling to do.

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