Western Sex Track

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

A shirtless guy with an iPod sticking out of his pants

Joyce Wang

For many, auditory stimulation can enhance one’s amorous exploits, be it for a dose of hopeless romance or a night of spirited shagging. Here are some must-have tracks for your romantic soundtrack and your soundtrack for screwin’:

ROMANCE

• Cary Brothers " “Blue Eyes”
This ditty from the Garden State soundtrack will make anyone weak in the knees.

• Silverchair " “Straight Lines”
From Silverchair’s forthcoming album Young Modern, this melodic piece builds to a hormone-pumping crescendo.

• Radiohead " “True Love Waits”
If lead singer Thom Yorke’s impressive falsetto can’t get your partner lovey-dovey, they might have rigour mortis.

• Eric Clapton " “Wonderful Tonight”
This song is a little sappy, but the guitar, blues and classic-rock legend definitely hits it where it hurts.

• David Gray " “This Year’s Love”
This crooning Welshman must have a PhD in panty removal.

• Phish "“Waste”
Effective if your partner is the pot-smokin’, free-spirited type. Bonus points if they own a Winnebago in Vermont.

Other romantic tracks:
Deathcab for Cutie " “Different Names for the Same Thing”
Neil Young "“Cowgirl in the Sand”
Tristan Psionic " “Promise”
Yeah Yeah Yeahs " “Maps”
Extreme " “More Than Words”

SEX

• Broken Social Scene " “Hotel”
The band’s breathy lyrics, soft moaning and slow electronic beats synchronize with the motions of climactic sex.

• Junior Boys " “In the Morning”
This song’s swelling beat might make something else swell.

• Led Zeppelin " “Achilles Last Stand”
This Led Zeppelin tune is one of Jimmy Page and Robert Plant’s most epic songs; it’ll get your (creative) juices flowing.

• Prince Paul " “Booty Clap”
This bumpin’ track should greatly assist you with bumpin’ uglies.

• Dave Matthews Band "“Say Goodbye”
Matthews’ sensual lyrics make the song a perfect anthem for the one-night stand.

• Live "“Lightning Crashes”
When lightning crashes is a euphemism for...ahem!

• Jack Johnson & Zach Gill " “Girl I Wanna Lay You Down”
This is a great summer lovin’ tune.

• Sisqo " “Thong Song”
If you need to know this track’s particular assets, ask Frank the Tank from Old School.

Other spicy sex tracks:
Modest Mouse " “All Night Diner”
Incubus "“Privilege”
Marvin Gaye " “Let’s Get it On”
Anything by Barry White

"with files from Desiree Gamotin

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