Scientology in Harlem, Diddy wants you to get tanked

Scandals and online leaks abound this week in Hollywood

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

Will Smith and Tom Cruise

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ON BEHALF OF ALL MANIAC COUCH JUMPERS EVERYWHERE, I'D LIKE TO WELCOME THE LATEST EDITION TO THE FOLD. Will Smith has made some new, albeit weird, friends to help him find Xenu.

Children of the ’90s, this is the moment you’ve been waiting for " the return of Beverly Hills 90210. The CW network is in talks to develop an updated spin-off of the teen drama that had adolescents hooked for a decade. The details of the show are sketchy, but CW’s decision on ordering a pilot episode is expected by the end of the month. No word yet on whether or not Brandon Walsh and the gang will make a comeback.

Because many celebrities fail to see the logic behind drinking and not driving " think Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton " Sean “P. Diddy” Combs plans to expand his empire to include a late night car service for A-listers. In partnership with Ciroc vodka, inebriated celebs will be chauffeured home safely after long nights of pounding drinks. Comb’s campaign goal: “Making sure nobody gets arrested” " not making sure innocent people aren’t killed by reckless partygoers. Good to see that Combs, a father of five, has his priorities straight.

Speaking of drunk driving celebrities, remember Topanga? Danielle Fishel, the Boy Meets World alum, weaseled her way out of jail time this week in a Los Angeles courtroom. Fishel was busted last December for failing to show up to a hearing regarding her DUI arrest. Not only did the F-list celeb show up to this hearing, she turned on the waterworks full blast. The judge took it easy on Fishel and decided against sending the former star to the slammer, reinstating her probation instead. That’s probably the last we’ll hear of Topanga Lawrence.

Halle Berry has finally joined the ranks of Nicole Richie and J.Lo and given birth. Berry and her Canadian model boyfriend Gabriel Aubry welcomed a healthy baby girl into the world Sunday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. The name? Nahla Ariela Aubry. Cute.

It turns out Kristin Davis may not be as sexually conservative as her Sex and the City character Charlotte. Some very incriminating photos of her have been leaked online and feature the actress spread eagle, partaking in oral sex. While her publicist insists these photographs are fake, other reports claim these nudie pics are legit and were leaked by an ex-boyfriend. Charlotte would not approve of this one.

Could Will Smith and wife Jada Pinkett-Smith be the next faces of Scientology? The case is certainly made in Radar magazine’s April cover story, “Scientology Under Siege.” In the piece, the magazine states, “The Church has also set its sights on African Americans, opening up a center in Harlem in 2003 and making a strong play for Hollywood supercouple, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett.” A Scientology church in Harlem? Now that’s ’hood.

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